Blind Date

You order a beer for yourself. The waiter asks what "the lady would like?" You tell him that she can buy herself whatever she wants.

The waiter smiles at your girl and says, "I would be honoured to buy you a drink."

Sara smiles at the waiter as you drink your beer.

You try to start up a conversation with Sara, but suddenly the waiter is everywhere! Do you want bread? Do you want butter? Another fork? A fresh napkin?

It didn't come as much of a surprise that Sara ended up getting a ride home from the waiter. The night ended poorly, but you have to admit, that was the best service you've ever had at any restaurant!!

THE END
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