Kingdom Animalia
Yes, I know that this story is called Kingdom Animalia. I know you're trying to reinvent yourself to be a mobile, productive life-form.
But you know what? You can do whatever you please. Plants are producers, and very very unusual. If you get a one-time full-body transformation, who would waste it by becoming something familiar? No other human will ever have leaves.
It's settled, then. Congratulations, you have joined Kingdom Plantae.
Unfortunately, you are now lying on the ground doing the plant equivalent of flailing, which just involves mentally screaming and realizing that you no longer have a central nervous system, or any real way to control your various body parts. Help.
But you know what? You can do whatever you please. Plants are producers, and very very unusual. If you get a one-time full-body transformation, who would waste it by becoming something familiar? No other human will ever have leaves.
It's settled, then. Congratulations, you have joined Kingdom Plantae.
Unfortunately, you are now lying on the ground doing the plant equivalent of flailing, which just involves mentally screaming and realizing that you no longer have a central nervous system, or any real way to control your various body parts. Help.