Kingdom Animalia
Wonderful! It's time to loosen up a little, go where the universe takes you, all that jazz. You're going to sit here until something extravagantly exciting happens.
Twelve hours go by. You are beginning to wither from lack of sunlight.
You are also beginning to wonder if I'm punishing you for picking the defiant choice.
I'm not.
This is just what being a plant is like. (Congratulations, you have joined Kingdom Plantae!)
You know what? This is a terrible adventure. You literally have not left the same spot on your bedroom carpet. With that in mind, I feel that it is my duty to give you a few choices. Even if you can't tell your body what to do, I'll give you some power over the environment. Seems like a decent way to keep the ball rolling.
Twelve hours go by. You are beginning to wither from lack of sunlight.
You are also beginning to wonder if I'm punishing you for picking the defiant choice.
I'm not.
This is just what being a plant is like. (Congratulations, you have joined Kingdom Plantae!)
You know what? This is a terrible adventure. You literally have not left the same spot on your bedroom carpet. With that in mind, I feel that it is my duty to give you a few choices. Even if you can't tell your body what to do, I'll give you some power over the environment. Seems like a decent way to keep the ball rolling.