Behind The Shield

The officer walks up to your driver side window and leans in it's Officer Horton. "How you doin Occifer Horton?" you ask.
"Step on out there buddy."
You step out of the patrol car and ask what's wrong.
"Well first you are driving in the wrong lane and normally when we pull someone over they pull to the right you stopped right in the middle of the road."
He gives you a sobiety test and you blow a .22 way over the limit. "Ok turn around you know the deal." he orders to you.