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Sharleen looks up at you. "Hey Dougie cutie cuteness pie! How are you today?"

You smile back at her and adjust the wheels on your sunglasses with a swift movement. "Hey gorgeousness, you selling pies today?"

The pies look up at you, their slashed mouths grinning. You read the menu: Potato Top, Potato Head, Potato Famine, Potato Face.

"So, what's it going to be?" asks Sharleen as she stocks the refrigerator with more ice.

You scratch your pet pig and try to make a decision. You're quite hungry because it's winter, but you know that it might rain later so you'd better take extra food for your grandmother.