A L4D2 Verus Tale

You join a full lobby, and the game begins before you could even choose if you want to be survivor of Infected.

You get chosen as Coach, and your team immediately starts rushing through the map.

Still trying to process what the hell is going on, you try to follow as best as possible.

You get smoked half-way through the first corridor and get charged out a window.

A vote to kick you gets called, and in the next ten seconds, you've been kicked from the game.