A L4D2 Verus Tale

Booting up Left 4 Dead 2, you spam left click, trying to skip the intro that you've seen for who knows how many times.

You haven't gotten your daily sodium amount for the day, so you decide to play some Versus.

Five lobbies are available:

No Mercy

Dead Center

The Sacrifice

Dark Carnival

and The Parish.

Pick Your Poison.