YOU save the entire Universe!
Yeah. After all, you promised the old guy that you'd save the entire Universe. And you forgot to cross your fingers, so it counts. So, back to the creepy gothic mansion you bought and the creepy butler, to work on mystical stuff.
You stand outside looking up at the house you spent all your savings on. The area sucks. There is an upside down burning police helicopter in the street. A teen 'gangsta' is taking a **** on your front step.
The house is done out in peeling damp boards. As you look at it part of the roof slides off and lands on the teen dumper.
Karma.
Proceeding inside, you are greeted by your manservent, who's name you forget.
"You rang...."
You look down at the diminutive butler. "No. And I don't want any toast either."
Forcing your way through cobwebs and dead spiders you trudge to the ancient creaky staircase, the carpet crumbling to dust as you go.
CRUNCH.
Your left foot has sunk into the floor.
Upstairs, in your sactum sanctorum (den) you consult the globe of inimicable Tzzzra, in order to get the heads up on any possible evil which may be brewing.
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Five seconds later you are running like hell down the street.
You stand outside looking up at the house you spent all your savings on. The area sucks. There is an upside down burning police helicopter in the street. A teen 'gangsta' is taking a **** on your front step.
The house is done out in peeling damp boards. As you look at it part of the roof slides off and lands on the teen dumper.
Karma.
Proceeding inside, you are greeted by your manservent, who's name you forget.
"You rang...."
You look down at the diminutive butler. "No. And I don't want any toast either."
Forcing your way through cobwebs and dead spiders you trudge to the ancient creaky staircase, the carpet crumbling to dust as you go.
CRUNCH.
Your left foot has sunk into the floor.
Upstairs, in your sactum sanctorum (den) you consult the globe of inimicable Tzzzra, in order to get the heads up on any possible evil which may be brewing.
*********************
Five seconds later you are running like hell down the street.