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Wild Night
Written by
SirShaguar
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The guy stares into your eyes. "How would you like to my fiance?" He removes his cloak and turns out to be a big, fat, obnoxious guy. You run like crazy and decide to go to the other Guys' table. He looks kind of upset.
You have 3 choices:
You sit down and look at him
You sit down and ask him, "What's wrong?"
You sit down and tell him, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPP?!"