Dog's Life.
You are very mad at 'Larry' for yelling at you but you can't stay mad at him forever so you decide to just stay there and stare at him. 'Larry' looks at you and says, "Oh thats right, you are a dog and you don't understand me. Well anyway, I am still sorry."
You look at him and he gets up and walks over to 'Mommy'. When you lay down again you look to your right and see 'Liz's' 'Teddy Bear'. You look at 'Larry' and then 'Liz' and bark. It wasn't very loud but it got their attention. 'Liz' walks over to you and kneels down. "What is it Timmy?" 'Liz' says.
You look to your right and stare at the 'Teddy Bear'. 'Liz' follows your gaze and says, "My Teddy Bear! So that is where it was. It was besides your little blanket, huh? You went into my bedroom didn't you?"
You know you didn't go into her 'bedroom' but you wonder how the 'Teddy Bear' got put there.
"Ok, who put my Teddy Bear behind the couch?" 'Liz' says.
"You found your Teddy Bear?" 'Mommy' says questioningly.
"Yeah. But why was it behind the couch? I never take it out of my room." 'Liz' says.
"Well, I didn't take it." 'Pete' said.
"Wait, what are we talking about?" 'Daddy' said completely oblivious to what 'Liz' just said.
"Larry, did you take my Teddy Bear?" 'Liz' said.
"Um, no body answered my question. What Teddy Bear?" 'Daddy' said.
"I didn't take the Teddy Bear! Why do you always blame me?" 'Larry' said pouting.
"What Teddy Bear?!" 'Daddy' said.
"My Teddy Bear that Grandma got me." 'Liz' says with a sigh.
"Hold on one minute. If I didn't move it, Larry didn't move it, Pete didn't move, Dad doesn't even know what the heck I am talking about, then who moved my Teddy Bear?" 'Liz' says questioningly.
"Wait. I think I know what happened." 'Mommy' said.
"What?" 'Liz' said.
"When I went into your room to get the blanket for Timmy I grabbed the one near your bed. Possibly when I grabbed the blanket your Teddy Bear got picked up with it." 'Mommy' said with an edge to her voice.
"But my Teddy Bear was on my bed. In the middle of my bed. It couldn't have fallen over." 'Liz' said her voice lower.
"Maybe you put a different stuffed animal on your bed?" 'Pete' said.
"Well, I guess I might have." 'Liz' said sounding defeated.
'Daddy' walked over to you and sat down. "Do you even understand what they are rambling on about? I have no clue and I think that I am going to lose my mind because am right now talking to a dog and I am saying this so fast that I am now just rambling on sounding just like them. Although in dog language I probably sound like, blah blah blah blah blah blaaah blah blah blah." 'Daddy' said.
You look at him and he gets up and walks over to 'Mommy'. When you lay down again you look to your right and see 'Liz's' 'Teddy Bear'. You look at 'Larry' and then 'Liz' and bark. It wasn't very loud but it got their attention. 'Liz' walks over to you and kneels down. "What is it Timmy?" 'Liz' says.
You look to your right and stare at the 'Teddy Bear'. 'Liz' follows your gaze and says, "My Teddy Bear! So that is where it was. It was besides your little blanket, huh? You went into my bedroom didn't you?"
You know you didn't go into her 'bedroom' but you wonder how the 'Teddy Bear' got put there.
"Ok, who put my Teddy Bear behind the couch?" 'Liz' says.
"You found your Teddy Bear?" 'Mommy' says questioningly.
"Yeah. But why was it behind the couch? I never take it out of my room." 'Liz' says.
"Well, I didn't take it." 'Pete' said.
"Wait, what are we talking about?" 'Daddy' said completely oblivious to what 'Liz' just said.
"Larry, did you take my Teddy Bear?" 'Liz' said.
"Um, no body answered my question. What Teddy Bear?" 'Daddy' said.
"I didn't take the Teddy Bear! Why do you always blame me?" 'Larry' said pouting.
"What Teddy Bear?!" 'Daddy' said.
"My Teddy Bear that Grandma got me." 'Liz' says with a sigh.
"Hold on one minute. If I didn't move it, Larry didn't move it, Pete didn't move, Dad doesn't even know what the heck I am talking about, then who moved my Teddy Bear?" 'Liz' says questioningly.
"Wait. I think I know what happened." 'Mommy' said.
"What?" 'Liz' said.
"When I went into your room to get the blanket for Timmy I grabbed the one near your bed. Possibly when I grabbed the blanket your Teddy Bear got picked up with it." 'Mommy' said with an edge to her voice.
"But my Teddy Bear was on my bed. In the middle of my bed. It couldn't have fallen over." 'Liz' said her voice lower.
"Maybe you put a different stuffed animal on your bed?" 'Pete' said.
"Well, I guess I might have." 'Liz' said sounding defeated.
'Daddy' walked over to you and sat down. "Do you even understand what they are rambling on about? I have no clue and I think that I am going to lose my mind because am right now talking to a dog and I am saying this so fast that I am now just rambling on sounding just like them. Although in dog language I probably sound like, blah blah blah blah blah blaaah blah blah blah." 'Daddy' said.