that interactive story I still care about

You mean to say... you want to go back to your post? Wow, what a shame. You have come all the way up here and gotten into the Captain's quarters just to return to your post? I don't have the words to describe you! You would rather leave this entire rooty-tooty horn mystery? You'd rather go back to your post than read a transcript or noodle around?

You are a despicable creature. No, there is no denying this. Have fun in your little jam session there probably chilling at your cute little electronic device avoiding doing something such as homework, or actual work. Despicable.