that interactive story I still care about

Coolio! You pull off your -Farmer's Boy Outfit-, careful not to disturb the red ribbon tied 'round your wrist, and wiggle into that sweet suit. You're clearly the most stylish one on the boat, and aren't afraid to flaunt it.

Closing and locking your chest, having placed the -Farmer's Boy Outfit- where the -Handsome Suit- was previously, You tippy toe your way back onto the deck, happy as a kitty in a box.