Suzy’s Strange Saga

"Suzy! You’ve won! You’ve truly overcome all odds! You have not only survived the various uncertain events of this week, but you’ve also thrived! Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give our small town girl some applause and respect for she truly is worthy of it!”

As the crowd claps, whistles and stomps their feet in support, you sit at a large table by yourself looking at…

A bigger bag of dicks.

It’s even labeled as such. BIGGER BAG OF DICKS in big black lettering so you can’t miss it though that would be impossible since the bag itself is wide enough to take up half of the table and tall enough that you can’t even see the audience from where you’re sitting unless you stand up or look around the bag.

You just shake your head.

“This joke never gets old with you does it?” you ask.

No sooner have you said that, when everything disappears and you’re facing Grandma Morningstar in the blasted wasteland again.

“I told you, I don’t have anything to do with your oral fixation scenario dreams, but I will admit it’s a pretty funny joke.”
“Hardly, but anyway am I finally done with all this nonsense? Am I finally meeting this Misty?” you say.
“You figure out who it is yet?”
“Yeah and I can’t believe I didn’t catch it before. Misty…MISS T…Tiamat.” You answer.
“Yay! Your pretty little blonde head finally got it! Give this woman the BIGGEST BIG OF DICKS as a reward!” Grandma Morningstar cackles to the point where she actually starts wheezing a bit.

“You done yet, you mean old crone?” you ask.
“Crone is it? Better watch the tone there blondie, you might be officially family now, but don’t think I’m going to put up with your sass. Even in this form I could severely fuck you up, you best remember that.” Grandma Morningstar warns.
“What…what are you exactly anyway? A ghost? A demon?”
“Does it matter? Tiamat blessed me with this existence for my dedication to chaos and if you continue to prove yourself worthy like you have been doing then when that inevitable day comes that you shuffle off your mortal coil you might be just as blessed as I am. I doubt it though. You’ll probably just rot in the ground.”
“Probably right since I’m not exactly the most religious person.”
“Bah, Tiamat doesn’t really care about mindless ritualistic worship. She is the goddess of chaos so who knows what she really likes at any given time?”
“Interesting, so am I meeting her now?”
“Uh, no. Tiamat is sort of busy now or maybe she just doesn’t care, hard to tell sometimes…”
“What?! I thought you said I was meeting her now.”
“I actually never did, but cheer up. Given that you just admitted to not being a religious sort you can’t be too disappointed in not meeting her directly.”
“Well…no, but that’s not the point. I sort of feel like there was a build up and by not meeting her now is an anti-climax.”
“Ah, but if you really think about it, your journey has only just begun! Perhaps there is more build up for the ultimate climax later! There is nothing to say you won’t meet her in the future, but will it be on good terms or bad? Eh? Eh? One never knows!”
“Great, more shit to worry about.”

Grandma Morningstar steps forward and touches you on the shoulder.

“Don’t despair blondie, you’ll do fine. Besides, I like you.” She says and then pinches your cheek before giving you a couple gentle taps to the face like some sort of mafia godfather figure from the movies.

As you rub your face, Grandma Morningstar waves goodbye to you, disappears and everything around you gets dark.

And you wake up.

You’re a little surprised since you have a body right next to you, but you quickly calm down when you realize its Bobby. He’s partially under the blankets with you and puts down a book he was reading.

“You okay? You seem a little jumpy. Bad dream?” he asks.
“Eh…better than others I’ve had this week. We actually need to have a talk about them…when we…” you then realize if Bobby is here then he’s obviously seen Helen.

You look over to your left and see that Helen’s body is no longer there and then you look over at Bobby.

“…I meant to tell you about that…” you say.
“No need. I can sort of guess what happened. So I take it Diana wasn’t lying to me after all?”
“Not completely, Helen was the initial mastermind, but Diana was definitely still going to kill me when the opportunity presented itself. Things didn’t quite work out as planned as you can tell.”
“Hm. Still can’t believe it. Helen was always so quiet and docile.”
“Well, you know what they say about the quiet ones. They’re the most dangerous.” You remark.
“Guess you know something about that.” Bobby says.
“Yeah…I guess I do.” You say cuddling up next to him.

It’s true. You used to be a shut in wallflower at one time. That meek girl that used to hide out in the basement is long gone after this week’s events.

“I see you’re still wearing your dress as well as your ring.”
“Oh. Yeah, too tired to change and the ring…well I really like it.” You say caressing it a bit.
“That’s good. I’m glad.”
“So…what are you doing up here anyway? Thought you were on watch duty.” You ask.
“I was, and as usual you’ve slept most of the day again. It’s the middle of the afternoon. I’m up here because I was going to get a bit of rest before catching some more sleep due to being up all night. Plus I figure the rest of the family can do the majority of grunt work for a change without me having to hoover over them. Besides, I wanted to spend time with my wife and be the first thing she sees when she wakes up. I know that hasn’t been a real common thing since you got here.”
“I’ll say. I’m glad you’re here too since we haven’t had a chance to consummate the marriage and we really need to do that…like right now.” You say and your hand starts groping at Bobby’s crotch.

“You aren’t THAT tired.” You remark after feeling his dick status.
“Well not now I’m not.” Bobby says and then embraces you.

You feel Bobby plunge into like you have so many times before, but this time it almost feels slightly different because you’re now married to this man. Something about that makes it almost feel more…”special”.

You didn’t really think you’d ever really feel that way over some silly ritual that joins people supposedly for life, but its probably more of the fact that you know for certain that Bobby is your soul mate.

During the love making session, you begin to take on a more aggressive role and eventually get Bobby so he’s under you and continue riding him. It’s a bit different than the norm since he’s usually the dominant one ramming it into you, but he isn’t enjoying it any less.

And then near the point of climax that’s when it happens. A flash of bright light briefly covers the windows and a loud noise is heard in the distance.

“Shit what the hell was that?” Bobby asks sitting up a bit.
“I dunno. I had my eyes closed and I just caught the tail end of the flash. Glad I didn’t have them all the way open.” You remark rubbing your eyes a bit.
“Wait a minute…I think I know…” Bobby says and then motions for you to get off of him.

He walks over to the window and you follow close behind.

In the distance to the west, you see the remnants of a mushroom cloud. Probably landed on Security City or near it. You can only guess it probably wasn’t a big one, but you’re still a little concerned if you’re in some sort of fallout radius.

“So…they finally went and did it.” You say.
“Looks like. (Sigh) Shit.” Bobby says.
“What’s wrong? I thought we were prepared for this sort of thing.”
“Oh we are. I’m not even worried about that, it’s just I wanted to spend the day relaxing with you. Now? Well I think you know I’m going to have to go and direct everyone. You know at least one of my family, if not all of them are going to come running up here asking what to do.”
“Yeah, well such is the burden of being a leader.”
“Indeed. Guess I better get down there. Are you coming?”
“Of course my love. We’re in this together.”

You and Bobby get dressed and prepare yourselves for the new world that’s undoubtedly coming soon confident in the fact that whatever its going to throw at you, you’ll do it together.