Suzy’s Strange Saga

"And Suzy is the winner of the world twelve inch salami eating championship! Let's all hear it for our little blonde small town girl!" The announcer shouts which is followed by a roaring crowd.

Not even feeling full, you wipe the sour cream off your lips… and you stand up and yell:

“Alright this is getting fucking insulting! For the past four nights now I’ve been winning contests involving eating phallic shaped food. What the fuck is the symbolism here? That I’m some whore that sucks cock all the time? For fuck’s sake, I’ve only had the one goddamn boyfriend and soon to be husband. If anything I’m the exact opposite of a whore! So whoever or WHATEVER is trying to send a message to me needs to just come out and fucking say it.”

And with those words of indignation, your surroundings immediately change to that of a blasted wasteland. There is nothing around you save for burned out buildings in the distance and dead landscape. Reminds you a bit of a video game you once played.

“You know, the entire world is soon going to look like this…how I wish I could be young and alive to experience the uncertainty and chaos that is going to shape the years to follow.” You hear a voice say.

You turn around and see Bobby’s grandmother again. She’s an old lady walking with a cane this time.

“But enough about the future, let’s talk about the present. You survived a lot longer than I thought you would, maybe you are worthy of my grandson after all. You even are starting to manipulate him a bit, that’s good. The true leaders in Tiamat’s service have always been women anyway. I swear if it wasn’t for us prodding them in the right direction every now and then, most men would be content just jacking off to pass the time. Still, you aren’t quite there yet. I think today should prove to quite interesting. Survive today and you might just meet Misty yet.”

“Okay, I want some answers, who the hell is Misty, and what’s going to happen today?” you demand.
“You’ll find out soon enough what’s going to happen and as for Misty, well why don’t you put some thought into it. I mean it’s pretty simple even for you blondie.” Bobby’s grandmother replies with slight distain.
“Well what’s deal with all these contests in my dreams?”
“Sorry, I really don’t know anything about that. If you’re lucky and actually meet Misty, maybe you can ask her, but I just assumed you really liked dreaming about sucking dick...in a symbolic way I guess. Hmm, come to think of it this would explain why Bobby’s so enamored with you. Maybe you aren’t a whore blondie, but you sure got the mouth of one. It’s almost as if it was a highway for oral sex.”
“Hey!”
“Don’t take offense blondie. It’s a good thing. Suck a man’s dick right, and you can practically get him to do ANYTHING for you. I mean you got natural talent. Hell, maybe even Tiamat blessed you with it so you stood an equal chance against Diana. Now that girl, as much as she loves Bobby, she just can’t suck a dick properly. Bad gag reflex, slightly oversized teeth, I dunno. Tiamat works in whimsical ways I suppose.”
“How do you even know all…nevermind I don’t want to hear anymore.” You say.

Bobby’s grandmother ignores you though and continues to speak.

“Still, Bobby always did have a slight obsession for blowjobs. He likes them a lot more than he’s probably told you. He’s a bit too much of a gentleman that way.”
“Gah! I’m done listening!” you shout feeling increasingly uncomfortable about hearing Bobby’s grandmother talk about his sexual interests.
“Oh, alright Miss Prude. I’m rambling and it’s time for you to go anyway. See ya Deep Throat!” Bobby’s grandmother cackles again and then raises her cane and all your surroundings go black…

And then you wake up.

“Something bad is going to happen today.” You say to yourself.

(Then again why should today be any different from the rest of this week?)

You look around and see nobody in the room (Save for Bobby’s grandmother’s portrait staring like a gargoyle). Looks like Bobby woke up before you as usual. You look at the time on your phone and see you’ve actually slept until the afternoon.

While the normal thing for you to do would be to just stay in your room and avoid everyone, but given your recent dream, you think your best bet might be to be a little proactive today.

After going through your usual routine of washing up and getting dressed you head down to the main living area where you know everyone usually gathers.

Before you get there you bump into Helen, who looks a bit harried and is carrying a pistol in one hand.

“There you are, good. Saves me time. Bobby told me to go get you.” Helen says.
“Wha…what’s going on?” you ask.
“Aaron came back and he’s threatening to drive an army truck through the front gate if we all don’t leave the compound. He claims that we’re defying Tiamat by not embracing the chaos outside. Bobby’s been trying to negotiate with him through the intercom, but he thinks we’re going to have no option but to open fire on Aaron.”
“Where the hell did he get an army truck? Is William with him?”
“Apparently the town has been in a state of martial law since yesterday and the National Guard have taken over according to Aaron’s ranting. I guess he stole one. I don’t think William is with him. Anyway Bobby wants you to be safe so follow me to where all the children...”

Loud shouting by Bobby in the distance suddenly interrupts Helen. You immediately rush towards where he might be located despite the protests by the Helen that you need to come with her though she just runs along with you.

You soon manage to catch up with the most of the family (Save for the younger children and Diana) who are standing in the foyer with their weapons ready and Bobby who has opened the front door.

“Aaron, I tried being reasonable. YOU left here without permission, but that was fine because it’s obvious you didn’t feel happy here. There are several paths to Tiamat’s glory and you obviously had your own ideas about which one you should pick. Anyone here is free to leave, but NOBODY is going to be forced to leave due to your threats! Again, if you try coming in here, you’re going to be shot down like a fucking dog and I’ll personally perform Tiamat’s ritual of desecration over your stinking body so your soul NEVER enters Timat’s glory!” Bobby shouts and walks out with his rifle drawn. Bobby’s brother Jordan is the first one who cautiously follows afterwards and then everyone else slowly walks towards the door as well. You don’t think anyone has even paid any attention to you or Helen (who keeps pulling on you to leave).

“My soul is already with Tiamat! You can’t do shit about it ritual boy! If you unworthy fucks won’t embrace chaos as Tiamat intended, then I’m gonna bring it to you!” Aaron shouts through a bullhorn, which is followed by a laugh.

The truck revs up and Bobby orders everyone to open fire. You and Helen are still inside at this point so you don’t actually do so and just hang back as you watch Aaron mow through the gate followed by a hail of bullets peppering the oncoming truck.

The truck swerves hard to the left smashes into Brandon’s parked vehicle. You can hear him swearing about it. Meanwhile you also see Jordan jumping up and down in victory and running over to the wrecked truck.

“Yeah! We got that bastard! Whoo!” he shouts.
“Hey Jordan, get the fuck back here, don’t go off ahead like that by yourself!” Bobby shouts.
“Aw, it’s fine, he didn’t survive that!”

And that’s when Aaron proves Jordan wrong, starting by recovering from his crash and shooting several holes into Jordan. Then he follows up by throwing several grenades out the truck window.

“SHIT!” Bobby shouts and everyone runs back, but not before several explosions occur. Nobody is killed, but everyone scrambles and on the ground crawling for cover. Bobby himself crawls behind cover of another parked vehicle and continues to fire in the direction of the truck.

Helen now really tugs at you saying you need to come with her where its safe, but you wonder if you should try to help Bobby considering he’s the only one currently trying to kill Aaron. Everyone else has completely retreated and is even running past you.