Suzy’s Strange Saga

With as much strength as you can muster, you swing the lamp upside the head of the creature that is pinning Helen to the floor which is enough to cause it roll off of Helen, but not enough to kill it.

You soon have problems of your own when the second creature you hit before has completely recovered and tackles you to the floor.

With the map still in hand, you attempt to swing it from your prone position, but the creature has already dug its fingers deep into that arm and forcibly holds it to prevent you from doing so. You manage to keep it from biting your face off by at least pushing your forearms up across its neck. At this close range, it doesn’t look rotten, just very dirty looking and crazed. Still, undead or not, you don’t want to risk getting bit, let alone killed and eaten.

As you struggle with the creature on the floor, a shot is fired into the side of the thing’s head and blood splatters on you, the floor and partially on the nearby wall.

“Shit!” you shout and then try to pull yourself out from under the corpse. While you’re doing that, another shot is fired killing the other creature that was previously on top of Helen and recovering from the blow it took to the head from you. She then places two more headshots to both bodies.

“I think they’re dead, we can’t waste bullets, if there are more of them.” You say.
“Are you okay?” Helen asks touching your bruised arm, which aches.
“Yeah, I’m fine.”
“These things aren’t really rotten looking or anything. Maybe they aren’t undead.” Helen says.
“Well I still don’t want to get killed and eaten by some virus infected asshole. Come on, this isn’t over yet.” You say.

By the time you get to Bobby and the rest of the family’s location, they’ve managed to wipe out most of the things and you and Helen don’t have much to do. Still, you wonder about their origin. Some sort of sickness perhaps? Maybe the government was fucking around with a secret weapon like they tend to do and it got out of hand. It would explain why there was a drastic rise in violence even before you left town and why the National Guard showed up later.

It isn’t until after all the mad attackers are killed that Bobby manages to address you directly. He’s incredibly tired looking, the rest of his family looks pretty tired too, but he looks like he’s about to collapse.

“Are you okay?! They didn’t bite you did they?” Bobby asks, stumbling a bit from exhaustion.
“No, I’m fine. We both are.” You reply.
“Suzy saved my life.” Helen remarks.
“Well, I think we both saved each other more than enough times this week.” You say which causes a bit of a happiness of Helen’s face.
“Could’ve used your help a lot sooner, if you hadn’t been busy cheating on Bobby.” Veronica snorts.

This remark causes every family member to stop what they are doing and take notice. Helen, looks more terrified than she did when facing the rabid people. Bobby looks more surprised than anyone. He looks at Veronica and then looks at you. You keep a straight face despite Veronica ratting you out.

“What’s she talking about Suzy?”
“Well it’s like this Bobby…” you say and then grab Helen close to you and give her a kiss on the cheek. Helen blushes a bit and tries to remain composed, but she’s a mixture of bashful and fearful.

“Before all this shit went down, your sister and I were bonding in a way that I don’t think you’ll disapprove of. Helen loves you. I love you. Helen likes me and I’ve grown very fond of her and I want ALL of us to get married. Right now.”

Now you’ve caught everyone off guard. One moment they’re fighting for their lives, the next they’re attending a wedding. Not mention this new bombshell you’ve dropped.

“Now?” Bobby asks.
“We just won a great victory! What, you don’t want to marry two beautiful women?” you say.
“I didn’t say that, I just…this is a bit surprising. Helen, I never knew you felt this way…why didn’t you tell me? I guess it doesn’t matter, we can discuss this in more detail afterwards, but by Tiamat’s Chaotic Cunt and Twenty Tits YES! I’ll marry the pair of you!” Bobby shouts and then you turn to Helen.

“Helen why don’t you go get your grandmother’s wedding dress and wear it?” You say causing her eyes to light up.
“You…you really want me to wear it? Are you sure?!” she asks.
“I’m sure. I think you deserve the honors and I think she’d want you to wear it.”
“Oh thank you Suzy!” she says and kisses you on the lips and runs off.

Bobby at this point tells Brandon and Ronald to drag Diana out from her cell. Veronica looks slightly disappointed by the lack of drama and is even more disappointed when Bobby tells her to gather the children for the wedding. He then warns everyone to still keep an eye out for anymore of those rabid bastards just in case you didn’t get them all.

Everyone complies and soon you and Bobby are left by yourselves. Bobby takes a seat to briefly rest. He yawns several times in a row and is struggling to stay awake, but you can tell your enthusiasm for the wedding has energized him a bit. You decide to keep the energy going by sitting on his lap and making a fuss.

“Hey, it’s not time for the honeymoon yet.” Bobby remarks with a brief chuckle.
“Oh it’s always times for the honeymoon with you.” You say.
“Damn, I wish I wasn’t so tired…hope I don’t stumble over the joining passage when I’m marrying us.” Bobby remarks as he rubs your legs.
“Wait, isn’t someone else doing that?”
“Huh? No, I’m doing it. I mean I’m the high priest here. Technically it could just be me and you here.”
“What? That’s it? We could’ve done that a long time ago!”
“I’m glad I didn’t because obviously Helen would’ve missed out…wow still can’t believe she was in love with me all this time…”
“Is it so hard to believe?”
“I guess I just wasn’t paying attention to her. I mean it makes sense in retrospect given how attentive she’s always been…just don’t know why she never said anything before.”
“Scared of Diana.”
“That makes sense…speaking of not saying anything. Why didn’t YOU tell me you were also into girls, let alone my sister?” Bobby asks.

You wrap your arms around Bobby and lean your body against him.

“Eh…well I sort of went through some odd self discovery lately…I’m not into girls so much as I just like your sister. I can’t quite explain it all properly right now, maybe later. Let’s just say it’s been a weird week. Besides isn’t all this spontaneity along with the carnage causing Tiamat’s chaotic glory smile upon us or something?” You say.

Bobby looks around at the nearby mess of broken furniture and the couple bodies laying on the floor and smiles.

“I suppose you’re right.”

A few more moments pass as you wait for everyone to return. In the meantime you let Bobby rest a bit by closing his eyes. Veronica and Denise return first with all the children. Brandon and Ronald arrive gripping Diana by each arm. Predictably she’s swearing up a storm and accusing everyone of being against her.

It wakes Bobby up from his brief nap.

“Oh? Everyone here? Good. Let’s get this started. (Yawn) Sorry, I’m so damn tired…”
“Helen’s not here yet. You don’t need to stand up for this, just keep resting in your chair and I’ll just be right here on your lap. I’m sure that’s acceptable to everyone right?” you ask.

Before anyone can answer you, Helen returns in her grandmother’s wedding dress. Everyone is in awe of how sexy she looks in it. If Bobby needed anymore rousing from his tired state, this has certainly done it. She’s not having any problems walking on the heels either. In fact the only two who aren’t in awe, are you mainly because you were just having sex with her not too long ago and this a pale substitute and Diana who just swears and looks disgusted.

“How do I look?” she asks a bit nervously.
“Well I’d do you right now, if it was just Bobby here.” You say.
“By Tiamat’s Angry Asshole I’m not fucking believing this! You’re seriously going to marry them both? The traitor and the whore? I guess it would take two to replace me! Your TRUE soul mate!” Diana yells.

Ignoring Diana, Helen sits next to you and Bobby and the three of you hold hands as he recites what you guess is a passage from whatever holy book of Tiamat he got it from and when the time comes, you both accept your place as his wives.

Then the three of you exchange kisses with each other. Most of Bobby’s family claps if they are able. It’s definitely unusual, but it feels so right. You now feel like you belong here.

“Here. I’ve been carrying this in my pocket the whole day, nearly forgot it was there.” Bobby remarks and hands you a ring with a sizable red diamond in the center and smaller black inlayed around it. It’s definitely beautiful and when you try it on, you find that it fits perfectly.

“You…you gave her grandma’s ring?! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! You dishonor that woman! I hope grandma’s spirit comes back and rapes the three of you with a fucking broom handle!” Diana shouts.

Bobby ignores Diana and turns to Helen.

“I apologize…I didn’t know I’d be blessed with a second bride today. I don’t have another ring. I’ll have to acquire another.” He says to Helen.
“Oh that’s okay. I’m just so happy to be married to you at last!” Helen says and squeezes him tightly.

Diana is completely livid.

“Oh fuck this! Fuck ALL of this! FUCK Tiamat! FUCK this family! FUCK my treacherous bitch of a sister! FUCK your blonde whore! And most importantly FUCK YOU BOBBY! FUCK YOU, you fucking fickle cheating bastard. Just fucking kill me now so I can leave this fucking shameful spectacle.

At this point Bobby calmly pulls out a knife.

“Who wants to do the honors?”

You take the knife and look over at Helen.

“Did you want to be the one?” you ask Helen.
“Can we do it together?” Helen asks.
“Of course.” You answer.

The pair of you stand and walk over to Diana who has now become silent. You can’t imagine the rage she’s experiencing, but her gaze would burn through you both if it could.

You raise the knife and then Helen stand behind you and puts one arm around your waist and then one hand on yours that holds the handle so they are like one. You turn your head slightly over your right shoulder to give her a kiss and then together with one single thrust you both jam the knife into Diana’s chest.

The blade strikes true, puncturing her heart. The hatred still burns in Diana’s eyes as she coughs up blood, wheezing and finally dying. Brandon and Ronald let her body flop to the floor when her life force is gone.

And there it is, your first kill.

“Was it good for you?” Helen asks.
“Oh it was the best.” You say.

At this point Bobby is completely alert.

“As hot as all this is and despite this being my wedding day…sadly duty comes first and this house has to be put in order. Who knows if we’re going to get attacked again. Let’s start with the clean up.” Bobby orders.

Clean up goes relatively fast. Around the house at least since that’s your primary concern. You go for the quick dirty approach of just getting all the dead bodies in one pile outside. You briefly think about burning them, but Bobby says that might attract attention and doing it tomorrow when everyone is more awake enough to defend this place properly is a better idea.

Broken windows and the front door are barricaded with furniture for the night.

Somewhere just after midnight everyone is ready to crash. Bobby, who has been practically sleep walking by this point just tells everyone to sleep with a weapon tonight and you can all just roll the dice without a night watch tonight. Nobody argues.

You and Helen help Bobby upstairs and three of you collapse on the bed. You and Helen still have a bit of energy left and you briefly consider celebrating your honeymoon without him, but that doesn’t seem quite right despite the fact that you really wanted to finish what was started in this bedroom.

Instead you cuddle up to Bobby who is fast asleep at this point while Helen snuggles next to you. Feeling very loved, you head into dreamland, not even worrying about how Grandma Morningstar might fuck with you tonight.

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