Suzy’s Strange Saga
Getting into a fistfight with Diana is one thing, but you’re definitely not up to dealing with this crazy asshole. You just hope Bobby is up for dealing with him though apparently Helen thinks so.
“Come on! Bobby can handle this, but we need to get to the children where it’s safe!” Helen exclaims and you start to follow her.
The pair of you run upstairs away from the sounds of shouting and gunfire. You soon reach the top and follow Helen through a corridor doorway.
And then Helen nearly gets bashed in the head with a bat when she passes through an entryway. She does take a hit to the shoulder though which causes her to fall to the floor in pain. Diana steps out from the corner she was hiding behind and then rushes at you.
You’re caught off guard and point your pistol at Diana, and actually manage to fire a shot, but unfortunately Diana’s smashes your arm with the bat away from her direction so your shot goes wild. Hardly matters since between the kickback of the pistol and the pain you end up dropping the gun entirely.
With you unarmed and Helen still clutching her arm in pain, Diana’s head swivels back and forth rapidly, to make sure neither one of you are going to suddenly lunge at her, though she’s also eyeing the dropped pistol too.
“After Bobby ripped my heart out I went upstairs to my room and overheard you two bitches conspiring against me. Didn’t know you had it in you Helen. I always knew you loved Bobby, but always figured you’d be too weak to do shit about it. Guess that’s my fault for showing you mercy.” Diana remarks.
While Diana’s ranting to her sister, you attempt to make a play for the gun, but Diana swings her bat at you, nearly hitting you in the face. You step back just in time.
“And you. You certainly have proved yourself the stereotype of dumb blonde, because if you actually bought that bullshit that my sister fed you, you’re stupider than I thought you were. You actually think she’s gonna just let you have Bobby? She’s gonna backstab you the same way she backstabbed me.”
“Maybe she backstabbed you because you were a fucking bully to her, you ever think of that?” you say.
“Bully? She oughta be grateful I didn’t kill her ass and instead made her strong enough for her to grow a spine to betray me in the first place! Hey! Where the fuck you goin’?” Diana remarks when she turns her head to see Helen getting up to run away.
Diana throws her bat at Helen’s legs, which successfully hit and trip her up. Diana then goes for the pistol and that’s when you pounce and manage to tackle her. The pair of you are soon rolling on the floor again, punching, scratching and kneeing each other.
You both try to go for the pistol on several occasions, but neither of you gets the advantage, in fact when Diana finally does, you knock it out of her hand and it goes sprawling and down the stairs to the first floor.
“Bah! I don’t need a gun to do my work anyhow! I’ll enjoy it even more killing you with my bare hands!” Diana remarks and lands a good punch on you and then she slams the back of your head into the floor causing you to become a little dazed. She’d do more, but then Helen comes up from behind her with the bat in hand.
Unfortunately for Helen, Diana hears Helen and catches Helen’s feeble swing and stops the bat from actually hitting her.
“I’m gonna so enjoy hurting you little sister…” Diana exclaims and attempts to rip the bat from Helen’s hand. Helen’s grip is strong enough that Diana doesn’t succeed so instead Diana uses Helen’s weight against her and pushes the bat towards Helen as hard as she can. Helen, not expecting this, loses her footing on her already bruised legs and falls back on the nearby wall, dropping the bat entirely, which rolls away.
Diana gets off of you, to take care of her sister who at this point is begging to not be hurt.
“Diana, please…this isn’t my fault…Bobby chose Su…” Diana squeaks.
“BOBBY CHOSE ME FIRST! BOBBY IS MINE! HE’S ALWAYS BEEN MINE BY BIRTH! You fucking little weakling traitorous bitch! Had you just stayed in line, I might’ve even been kind enough to let Bobby face fuck you on your birthday, but the only fucking you’re going to get now is in your ass because I’m going knee deep in it!”
At this point Helen squeals in fear and curls up in a tight ball while Diana starts kicking the hell out of her. Meanwhile you’re starting to come around a bit more. Things are still a bit dizzy for you and you’re a bit wobbly standing up, but you manage it.
You attempt to make a run (or fast paced wobble at any rate) for the bat, but Diana stops you before you can even reach it.
“Don’t think so bottled blonde bitch!” Diana says and knocks you to the floor and then follows up with a kick.
Diana gets on top of you and while you struggle to fight her off, she slaps away your attempts and wraps her hands around your throat.
“You are going to very dark place and I’m going to enjoy putting you there.” She remarks and then she starts doing some weird chanting, similar to the shit Bobby says at times when you’re having sex with him, but this isn’t nearly as fun.
You try to pry her hands off your throat, but her grip is like iron. You start to lose consciousness.
You try one more time to get her off of you by punching her in the face, but your swing isn’t strong enough and Diana is just too determined to end your life.
Diana’s face gets blurry, you choke and then everything goes black.
Everything is black for what probably seems to be forever. There is nothing. No fluffy cloud heaven, no lake of fire, and definitely not any Tiamat.
Then you feel a sensation around your mouth and the sensation of air going in. It’s pleasant enough that you instinctively throw your arms out to embrace Bobby. When you open your eyes you find Helen’s face lip locked to yours.
After a few seconds you actually freak out about it being her instead of Bobby.
“H…hey! What the hell?!” you say and push Helen off of you.
“I’m sorry Suzy, but you were unconscious and I was resuscitating you.” Helen remarks.
“I wasn’t breathing?” you ask.
“Um, well it didn’t look like you were. I mean Diana choked you out before I got to her.”
“Wait, I was just unconscious. (cough) You didn’t check to see if I was still breathing first? You just wrapped your (cough) lips around mine and started blowing into my mouth?”
“I panicked and didn’t want to waste time checking! I didn’t want you to die!” Helen exclaims.
Well you can’t really fault her for trying to save your life.
“(Cough) Well thanks Helen. So where is Diana?” you ask rubbing your throat which still hurts like hell.
“Over to your right.” Helen points out and sure enough you turn your head and see Diana laying face down on the floor.
“I smacked her in the head with the bat when she was choking you. I dunno if I killed her. I didn’t check to see if she was still breathing either, I was too busy worrying about you. Are you sure you’re feeling okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine.” You slowly starting to stand. It takes some effort, but Helen helps you up. Your whole body hurts.
You stare at Diana’s body and see her chest briefly rise and fall, so it looks like she’s still alive, just unconscious. Though you’re severely tempted to put an end to that, but you’ve got a better idea.
“You think Bobby would let me sacrifice Diana?” you ask which takes her a little by surprise.
“Um…I don’t know. I mean after we explain what she did, I can’t see he’d have any objections. There are no rules against it.” Helen replies.
“Good, it’s my fucking wedding day, I should at least get to pick…well shit looks like she’s waking up already.” You remark when you see Diana begin to stir.
“Hey, guess what Diana, you’re going to be at my wedding after all. You’re going to be one of the most important people there in fact. Helen, do you have anything to tie this bitch up with?” you ask.
“Uh, yeah I think I know where there are some handcuffs and there’s always duct tape laying around somewhere.” Helen replies.
“Well go get them. I’ll keep an eye on Diana.” You say and pick up the nearby bat.
While Helen goes running off, you standby staring at Diana who is giving you the stare of death, but is obviously still in lady pain.
“You think I’m gonna just let you throw me on the altar and shove a knife in me like some fucking sheep? You gotta another thing coming blondie.” She remarks.
“I don’t see as you have really a choice at this point.” You remark.
“Bullshit, I still got a few choices. Like for instance, I could rush you right now, take that bat from you and bash your brains in with it.”
“You think you still got the strength for that, let alone the speed?”
“Maybe I’ll make it, maybe I won’t, but we’re gonna see…” Diana says and spits blood from her mouth.
Just as you’re about to put out Diana’s lights again, you suddenly hear a very loud explosion which sounds like it’s coming from the left side of the house. You’ve been so busy with Diana, you’ve completely forgotten that Bobby’s been battling it out with Aaron elsewhere in the house. Your concerns are briefly for him instead.
However, with this very brief distraction, Diana takes advantage and lunges at you and the pair of you are struggling with the damn bat again.
Diana seems to be fueled by some sort of unnatural rage at this point, because she’s certainly more formidable than the first time you fought with her in the dining room, or maybe she’s not underestimating you like she did last time. In any case, you need an advantage, which is either going to be the bat you’re currently still struggling with, or the gun which you know is still somewhere on the stairwell.
“Come on! Bobby can handle this, but we need to get to the children where it’s safe!” Helen exclaims and you start to follow her.
The pair of you run upstairs away from the sounds of shouting and gunfire. You soon reach the top and follow Helen through a corridor doorway.
And then Helen nearly gets bashed in the head with a bat when she passes through an entryway. She does take a hit to the shoulder though which causes her to fall to the floor in pain. Diana steps out from the corner she was hiding behind and then rushes at you.
You’re caught off guard and point your pistol at Diana, and actually manage to fire a shot, but unfortunately Diana’s smashes your arm with the bat away from her direction so your shot goes wild. Hardly matters since between the kickback of the pistol and the pain you end up dropping the gun entirely.
With you unarmed and Helen still clutching her arm in pain, Diana’s head swivels back and forth rapidly, to make sure neither one of you are going to suddenly lunge at her, though she’s also eyeing the dropped pistol too.
“After Bobby ripped my heart out I went upstairs to my room and overheard you two bitches conspiring against me. Didn’t know you had it in you Helen. I always knew you loved Bobby, but always figured you’d be too weak to do shit about it. Guess that’s my fault for showing you mercy.” Diana remarks.
While Diana’s ranting to her sister, you attempt to make a play for the gun, but Diana swings her bat at you, nearly hitting you in the face. You step back just in time.
“And you. You certainly have proved yourself the stereotype of dumb blonde, because if you actually bought that bullshit that my sister fed you, you’re stupider than I thought you were. You actually think she’s gonna just let you have Bobby? She’s gonna backstab you the same way she backstabbed me.”
“Maybe she backstabbed you because you were a fucking bully to her, you ever think of that?” you say.
“Bully? She oughta be grateful I didn’t kill her ass and instead made her strong enough for her to grow a spine to betray me in the first place! Hey! Where the fuck you goin’?” Diana remarks when she turns her head to see Helen getting up to run away.
Diana throws her bat at Helen’s legs, which successfully hit and trip her up. Diana then goes for the pistol and that’s when you pounce and manage to tackle her. The pair of you are soon rolling on the floor again, punching, scratching and kneeing each other.
You both try to go for the pistol on several occasions, but neither of you gets the advantage, in fact when Diana finally does, you knock it out of her hand and it goes sprawling and down the stairs to the first floor.
“Bah! I don’t need a gun to do my work anyhow! I’ll enjoy it even more killing you with my bare hands!” Diana remarks and lands a good punch on you and then she slams the back of your head into the floor causing you to become a little dazed. She’d do more, but then Helen comes up from behind her with the bat in hand.
Unfortunately for Helen, Diana hears Helen and catches Helen’s feeble swing and stops the bat from actually hitting her.
“I’m gonna so enjoy hurting you little sister…” Diana exclaims and attempts to rip the bat from Helen’s hand. Helen’s grip is strong enough that Diana doesn’t succeed so instead Diana uses Helen’s weight against her and pushes the bat towards Helen as hard as she can. Helen, not expecting this, loses her footing on her already bruised legs and falls back on the nearby wall, dropping the bat entirely, which rolls away.
Diana gets off of you, to take care of her sister who at this point is begging to not be hurt.
“Diana, please…this isn’t my fault…Bobby chose Su…” Diana squeaks.
“BOBBY CHOSE ME FIRST! BOBBY IS MINE! HE’S ALWAYS BEEN MINE BY BIRTH! You fucking little weakling traitorous bitch! Had you just stayed in line, I might’ve even been kind enough to let Bobby face fuck you on your birthday, but the only fucking you’re going to get now is in your ass because I’m going knee deep in it!”
At this point Helen squeals in fear and curls up in a tight ball while Diana starts kicking the hell out of her. Meanwhile you’re starting to come around a bit more. Things are still a bit dizzy for you and you’re a bit wobbly standing up, but you manage it.
You attempt to make a run (or fast paced wobble at any rate) for the bat, but Diana stops you before you can even reach it.
“Don’t think so bottled blonde bitch!” Diana says and knocks you to the floor and then follows up with a kick.
Diana gets on top of you and while you struggle to fight her off, she slaps away your attempts and wraps her hands around your throat.
“You are going to very dark place and I’m going to enjoy putting you there.” She remarks and then she starts doing some weird chanting, similar to the shit Bobby says at times when you’re having sex with him, but this isn’t nearly as fun.
You try to pry her hands off your throat, but her grip is like iron. You start to lose consciousness.
You try one more time to get her off of you by punching her in the face, but your swing isn’t strong enough and Diana is just too determined to end your life.
Diana’s face gets blurry, you choke and then everything goes black.
Everything is black for what probably seems to be forever. There is nothing. No fluffy cloud heaven, no lake of fire, and definitely not any Tiamat.
Then you feel a sensation around your mouth and the sensation of air going in. It’s pleasant enough that you instinctively throw your arms out to embrace Bobby. When you open your eyes you find Helen’s face lip locked to yours.
After a few seconds you actually freak out about it being her instead of Bobby.
“H…hey! What the hell?!” you say and push Helen off of you.
“I’m sorry Suzy, but you were unconscious and I was resuscitating you.” Helen remarks.
“I wasn’t breathing?” you ask.
“Um, well it didn’t look like you were. I mean Diana choked you out before I got to her.”
“Wait, I was just unconscious. (cough) You didn’t check to see if I was still breathing first? You just wrapped your (cough) lips around mine and started blowing into my mouth?”
“I panicked and didn’t want to waste time checking! I didn’t want you to die!” Helen exclaims.
Well you can’t really fault her for trying to save your life.
“(Cough) Well thanks Helen. So where is Diana?” you ask rubbing your throat which still hurts like hell.
“Over to your right.” Helen points out and sure enough you turn your head and see Diana laying face down on the floor.
“I smacked her in the head with the bat when she was choking you. I dunno if I killed her. I didn’t check to see if she was still breathing either, I was too busy worrying about you. Are you sure you’re feeling okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fine.” You slowly starting to stand. It takes some effort, but Helen helps you up. Your whole body hurts.
You stare at Diana’s body and see her chest briefly rise and fall, so it looks like she’s still alive, just unconscious. Though you’re severely tempted to put an end to that, but you’ve got a better idea.
“You think Bobby would let me sacrifice Diana?” you ask which takes her a little by surprise.
“Um…I don’t know. I mean after we explain what she did, I can’t see he’d have any objections. There are no rules against it.” Helen replies.
“Good, it’s my fucking wedding day, I should at least get to pick…well shit looks like she’s waking up already.” You remark when you see Diana begin to stir.
“Hey, guess what Diana, you’re going to be at my wedding after all. You’re going to be one of the most important people there in fact. Helen, do you have anything to tie this bitch up with?” you ask.
“Uh, yeah I think I know where there are some handcuffs and there’s always duct tape laying around somewhere.” Helen replies.
“Well go get them. I’ll keep an eye on Diana.” You say and pick up the nearby bat.
While Helen goes running off, you standby staring at Diana who is giving you the stare of death, but is obviously still in lady pain.
“You think I’m gonna just let you throw me on the altar and shove a knife in me like some fucking sheep? You gotta another thing coming blondie.” She remarks.
“I don’t see as you have really a choice at this point.” You remark.
“Bullshit, I still got a few choices. Like for instance, I could rush you right now, take that bat from you and bash your brains in with it.”
“You think you still got the strength for that, let alone the speed?”
“Maybe I’ll make it, maybe I won’t, but we’re gonna see…” Diana says and spits blood from her mouth.
Just as you’re about to put out Diana’s lights again, you suddenly hear a very loud explosion which sounds like it’s coming from the left side of the house. You’ve been so busy with Diana, you’ve completely forgotten that Bobby’s been battling it out with Aaron elsewhere in the house. Your concerns are briefly for him instead.
However, with this very brief distraction, Diana takes advantage and lunges at you and the pair of you are struggling with the damn bat again.
Diana seems to be fueled by some sort of unnatural rage at this point, because she’s certainly more formidable than the first time you fought with her in the dining room, or maybe she’s not underestimating you like she did last time. In any case, you need an advantage, which is either going to be the bat you’re currently still struggling with, or the gun which you know is still somewhere on the stairwell.