Suzy’s Strange Saga
Really after the day you’ve had so far, all you want to do is go home and hide out in your basement, so back home it is.
Your walk home isn’t entirely uneventful. You see several fights along with a number of other officers arresting folks. You also see a couple of bad car accidents. While you try to avoid large groups of people, you still are paranoid about someone to try to rob you or accost you in some way, but fortunately you manage to keep your head down and look as unassuming as possible.
It isn’t quite chaos on the streets, but those two asshole cops weren’t joking when one of them said it seemed like the entire town had lost its mind.
By the time you get back to your own neighborhood, it’s starting to get dark, though your area is actually rather quiet compared to most places you passed through. You just hope Kelly isn’t home because you don’t really feel like dealing with her right now.
When you get home, you see Peter’s car in the driveway. Kelly’s vehicle isn’t here though, so it looks like you won’t have to put up with her and that’s at least one good thing that’s happened to you today. (Besides the not getting raped part)
Upon entering the house, it’s in same condition as it was when you left, though now you’re hearing a lot of grunting and sounds of ecstasy coming from the garage connected to the house. You imagine Peter is in the process of filming one of his shows again.
Not wishing to hear your brother squeal like a pig as he gets fucked for the pleasure of his viewing Internet public, you waste no time in heading down into the basement and settling back into your usual routine in your room.
You know this isn’t going to be permanent, but for now at least you can not worry about the pandemonium that’s going on outside. You just wish the TV wasn’t playing so many Ground Zero infomercials.
Hours pass as they do and just as you’re getting ready to fall asleep, you suddenly get a phone call. It’s Donna. You almost don’t even bother answering, but you’re curious to see if she’s calling from jail and if she’s delusional enough to think you’ll actually bail her out.
“Hey sis, where you at?!” Donna asks. Sounds like music in the background so she must not be in jail.
“I’m at home, no thanks to you just ditching me like that!” you say.
“You said you were going to run, like I was! Didn’t you do it?”
“No, because by the time you took off without at least giving me a signal, one of those assholes was ready to shoot me. So I had to suffer through getting threatened, thrown in the back of a police car and groped a lot more severely than the first time they patted us down.”
“Oh geez…they didn’t...um…”
“No, they didn’t do that. Though I suspect if that had happened I wouldn’t even be alive to talk to you right now. Your car didn’t have any drugs in it by the way, but they have impounded it and I’m pretty sure they still have you on a watchlist or something for evading arrest.”
“Shit. Figured something like that might happen.”
“Hm, Yeah and I’m an idiot for nearly going along with your plan, but hey I guess everything went okay for you, I hear the party music in the back so I’m guessing you’re whoring it up with Julie so I’ll let you go so you can have your fun.”
“Hold on Suzy. First of all I’m not at Julie’s. I’m at Kitty City like I said I would be. Second, I can’t even get a hold of Julie. She’s not answering her phone. Now of course she could just be busy, but if I got some sort of warrant out on me, then maybe going back there isn’t the best idea right now. I’m thinking maybe I should stay with my friend Tina instead. She’s a stripper that’s entertained at some of Julie’s parties in the past. She’s got room since she kicked her boyfriend out of her trailer.”
“Uh huh, well that’s great for you. Glad to see you’ve once again landed on your feet despite evading arrest. Goodbye.”
“Suzy, wai…”
You hang up. You half expect Donna to call again, but she doesn’t which you’re glad because you’ve run out of patience with her for the day.
You settle down for the night and get some sleep, trying to put this horrible day behind you.
Your walk home isn’t entirely uneventful. You see several fights along with a number of other officers arresting folks. You also see a couple of bad car accidents. While you try to avoid large groups of people, you still are paranoid about someone to try to rob you or accost you in some way, but fortunately you manage to keep your head down and look as unassuming as possible.
It isn’t quite chaos on the streets, but those two asshole cops weren’t joking when one of them said it seemed like the entire town had lost its mind.
By the time you get back to your own neighborhood, it’s starting to get dark, though your area is actually rather quiet compared to most places you passed through. You just hope Kelly isn’t home because you don’t really feel like dealing with her right now.
When you get home, you see Peter’s car in the driveway. Kelly’s vehicle isn’t here though, so it looks like you won’t have to put up with her and that’s at least one good thing that’s happened to you today. (Besides the not getting raped part)
Upon entering the house, it’s in same condition as it was when you left, though now you’re hearing a lot of grunting and sounds of ecstasy coming from the garage connected to the house. You imagine Peter is in the process of filming one of his shows again.
Not wishing to hear your brother squeal like a pig as he gets fucked for the pleasure of his viewing Internet public, you waste no time in heading down into the basement and settling back into your usual routine in your room.
You know this isn’t going to be permanent, but for now at least you can not worry about the pandemonium that’s going on outside. You just wish the TV wasn’t playing so many Ground Zero infomercials.
Hours pass as they do and just as you’re getting ready to fall asleep, you suddenly get a phone call. It’s Donna. You almost don’t even bother answering, but you’re curious to see if she’s calling from jail and if she’s delusional enough to think you’ll actually bail her out.
“Hey sis, where you at?!” Donna asks. Sounds like music in the background so she must not be in jail.
“I’m at home, no thanks to you just ditching me like that!” you say.
“You said you were going to run, like I was! Didn’t you do it?”
“No, because by the time you took off without at least giving me a signal, one of those assholes was ready to shoot me. So I had to suffer through getting threatened, thrown in the back of a police car and groped a lot more severely than the first time they patted us down.”
“Oh geez…they didn’t...um…”
“No, they didn’t do that. Though I suspect if that had happened I wouldn’t even be alive to talk to you right now. Your car didn’t have any drugs in it by the way, but they have impounded it and I’m pretty sure they still have you on a watchlist or something for evading arrest.”
“Shit. Figured something like that might happen.”
“Hm, Yeah and I’m an idiot for nearly going along with your plan, but hey I guess everything went okay for you, I hear the party music in the back so I’m guessing you’re whoring it up with Julie so I’ll let you go so you can have your fun.”
“Hold on Suzy. First of all I’m not at Julie’s. I’m at Kitty City like I said I would be. Second, I can’t even get a hold of Julie. She’s not answering her phone. Now of course she could just be busy, but if I got some sort of warrant out on me, then maybe going back there isn’t the best idea right now. I’m thinking maybe I should stay with my friend Tina instead. She’s a stripper that’s entertained at some of Julie’s parties in the past. She’s got room since she kicked her boyfriend out of her trailer.”
“Uh huh, well that’s great for you. Glad to see you’ve once again landed on your feet despite evading arrest. Goodbye.”
“Suzy, wai…”
You hang up. You half expect Donna to call again, but she doesn’t which you’re glad because you’ve run out of patience with her for the day.
You settle down for the night and get some sleep, trying to put this horrible day behind you.