A Random Story
"Halt criminal scum! I, Batman, am here to end your dastardly scheme!"
The criminal stares at you in confusion, and you seize the opportunity, pulling the can labelled 'Pepper Spray' from your belt and spraying it in his face.
Unfortunately, it's at this moment that you realize that this isn't the 'real' Batman utility belt. You came to this conclusion some time after you emptied the entire can of silly string all over the thug's face.
You and the thug lock gazes, one in ever increasing horror, and the other sheer disbelief.
Five seconds later he turns the gun on you and shoots you in the head.
The criminal stares at you in confusion, and you seize the opportunity, pulling the can labelled 'Pepper Spray' from your belt and spraying it in his face.
Unfortunately, it's at this moment that you realize that this isn't the 'real' Batman utility belt. You came to this conclusion some time after you emptied the entire can of silly string all over the thug's face.
You and the thug lock gazes, one in ever increasing horror, and the other sheer disbelief.
Five seconds later he turns the gun on you and shoots you in the head.
