A Random Story

Deciding to become the real life Batman, you steal the unconscious guy's costume and rush out of your run-down apartment building to fight the good fight.

Not even a few minutes later, you hear a commotion in a nearby alleyway. You're excited at the possibility of it being your first criminal. Rounding the corner, you come across what looks like a mugging, with some lowlife holding an elderly woman at gunpoint.

Do you...