A story
NOTHING ELSE IS THERE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EXISTENCE. YOU ARE NOT THERE. THE MAPLE SYRUP IS NOT THERE. NOTHING IS NOT EVEN THERE.
DUE TO GREAT CONFUSION (THOUGH CONFUSION DOES NOT EXIST) YOU DIE.
BUT WAIT, DYING DOES NOT EXIST.
NOTHING EXISTS.
NOTHINGNESS ITSELF DOES NOT EXIST.
EXISTANCE DOES NOT EXIST.
WUT?
DUE TO GREAT CONFUSION (THOUGH CONFUSION DOES NOT EXIST) YOU DIE.
BUT WAIT, DYING DOES NOT EXIST.
NOTHING EXISTS.
NOTHINGNESS ITSELF DOES NOT EXIST.
EXISTANCE DOES NOT EXIST.
WUT?