Bob's Life
Someone pushes you from behind and you feel yourself tumble into the dark interior of the chest. You hear gruff laughing outside as the latches of the chest are locked. You push as hard as you can on the top of the chest but it won't budge.
You are trapped in the chest for at least two days. You hear the ship set off, feel the waves down below. There is nothing in the chest except a bottle of lotion and some peanuts. You eat the peanuts and eventually drink the lotion as well, thirsty as you become. Finally, when you think you are about to die of malnutrition, you hear the latches of the chest opening.
The chest opens, and you look out into the blinding light. Finally your eyes adjust, and you see a scurvy pirate looking down you. "Ayyyye, maytee! I'm the cap'n of this ee'r ship. I think you've been cooped up in tharrr long enough, ayye, babe? How would ye like ta serve on me ship?"
You are trapped in the chest for at least two days. You hear the ship set off, feel the waves down below. There is nothing in the chest except a bottle of lotion and some peanuts. You eat the peanuts and eventually drink the lotion as well, thirsty as you become. Finally, when you think you are about to die of malnutrition, you hear the latches of the chest opening.
The chest opens, and you look out into the blinding light. Finally your eyes adjust, and you see a scurvy pirate looking down you. "Ayyyye, maytee! I'm the cap'n of this ee'r ship. I think you've been cooped up in tharrr long enough, ayye, babe? How would ye like ta serve on me ship?"