Bob's Life
You climb into the head of the toilet and dive in, head first into the lake of steaming pirate excrement.
You pop your head up and are afraid to take a breath. At last you do, and are surprised to discover that pirate poop doesn't smell that bad. In fact, it doesn't smell like anything at all!
Then you realize that you have just overloaded your olfactory senses. You feel your nose trying to process the torrent of information you have just unleashed on it. Suddenly a avalanche of the most putrid sensations a nose can experience run through your entire being like 10,000 volts of electricity to directly to the nose.
You don't think you can survive another whiff.
You pop your head up and are afraid to take a breath. At last you do, and are surprised to discover that pirate poop doesn't smell that bad. In fact, it doesn't smell like anything at all!
Then you realize that you have just overloaded your olfactory senses. You feel your nose trying to process the torrent of information you have just unleashed on it. Suddenly a avalanche of the most putrid sensations a nose can experience run through your entire being like 10,000 volts of electricity to directly to the nose.
You don't think you can survive another whiff.