Bob's Life

You can't resist the fresh smell of cooked baby, and the browned steak-like texture that your skin has become. You begin to nipple at yourself. You taste great! Cannibalism is starting to make a lot more sense to you.

You look around, and realize that the cannibals are staring at you with adoration. "He's one of us!" says a tall cannibal wearing two bloody toes for earrings. They untie you and take you to the cannibal town hall.