Dan VS. Paper

Dan leaned down to pick it up, but froze halfway. He stared at the list and frowned. What had he been doing all his life? Was getting revenge all he ever did with his life? What had he accomplished from it? Sure, he'd gotten Mr. Mumbles, but he wasn't so determined on revenge, he could've easily just adopted her.

Dan stood up and stomped on the notebook. This would end now.

Dan got into his car and drove to the telemarketer headquarters, into a certain someone's cubicle.

"Hey there...Dan." Dan said in a nice tone. The Imposter gave him a blank and confused stare.

"Wh-what..?" The Imposter couldn't comprehend what Dan meant. Dan showed his paper cut finger to him.

"This has made me reevaluate my life." Dan said. The Imposter was still too puzzled to answer. "I want to give you my identity."

"I know what you're going to do! You won't get me arrested again!" He protested. Dan frowned.

"Please, trust me...if anything, I want to live life as Biff Wellington again.." Dan said sadly. Dan held him out an envelope.

"I didn't think you'd have my IDs anymore, so, here.."

The Imposter opened it.

"This time, I'm serious." Dan said.

"If you're tricking me again, I'll make you pay worse than before." He warned.

"Don't worry, I'm not." Dan said.

An hour later...

Dan...Biff Wellington knocked on Chris and Elise's front door.

Chris answered it. He looked confused. "Dan?"

"No,no, dear Chris. I am Biff Wellington."

"Why? Did you get your identity stolen again?" Chris asked. Biff shook his head, a small smile on his face.

"No..I have given it to him this time." Biff explained. He showed Chris his finger. "This paper cut made me realize the error of my ways. I want to be good."

"No, really, what's going on?" Chris asked, not convinced. Biff frowned.

"Nothing...please believe me, I wish to cause no more harm." Biff said. "I want to know if I can have your trust and support as a friend."

Chris sighed. "Alright..if you are being serious, I'll support you."

"Thank you." Biff said.
End Of Story