Dan VS. Paper

"Stupid free samples lady....WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME THERE WAS MILK IN THE SAMPLES!" Dan yelled, after getting thrown out of the store for assault. "She's going on the list.."

Dan took out the notebook and flipped it open.

"Ow!" He screeched. He dropped the notebook in surprise. The paper had slid and cut his finger. He looked at it and there was a drop of blood.