Trash Day

You go to your room.

they are playing 'Lick a Bulldog's Nasty Asshole' by wesley willis
but someone changes it to some kickass ICP shit

you start to drift off, satisfied.

then Matt comes in. distant screams

his demon horns & eyes are glowing, feet cutting up the floor

Looks like he got his demon.

'...sup?' you manage

"TOLD YOU I GOT WORK TO DO' he roArs

'GONNA GO TEAR SHIT UP. ..WAIT, YOU DIDNT TAKE OUT THE TRASH DID YOU?

"...no?"

'TAKE THAT SHIT OUT B4 I GET BACK AT SUNRISE'

& he is gone. you curse.