Trash Day

you roll up to the house & the party is in full swing.

you hear a song from 666 Mafia:


A NIGGA GOTTA GET HIS DICK SUCKED, GOTTA GET HIS DICK SUCKED

ASS AND TITTIES, ASS AND TITTIES,
ASS AND TITTIES AND BIG BOOTY BITCHES


before u know it, your fucking a whore from behind & doin lines off her back

"this coke is the shit." 'yeah I know. wheres SLeazy E?'

Snake is 69ing a bitch, he come up for air. 'in the bathroom dude. dirty bastards getting a blumpkin!'

Matt has 2 dicks so he is fuckin two girls at once. He grunts as he cums & they both scream & die imediately. He does his part of the coke all at once in one ungodly line

The music switch. it now Pakistan by Sellout


PAKISTAN, PAKISTAN, MOTHERFUCKIN PAKISTAN,
PUT A RIFLE IN HIS HAND & SEND HIM OFF TO PAKISTAN


he walks off to his room. you follow & show him the jar w/ Donteatpoop's soul.

'Nice. Which demon you use?" 'Dunno, somethign to do with money?"

"lesser demon of finance? Hoozlegobbler, not bad." he stuff the soul in his mouth & you hear distant sreaming

'Dude was a phone sex operator or something. he'll suffer bad for all eternity'

Matt goes to his room w/ candles and enters a trance.

"Now go away, ive got to summon a demon to suck the souls out of anyone who saw us today.'

You leave, the music still playing:


KILL A GOAT, KILL A GOAT! IT AINT HARD TO KILL A GOAT!
GRAB KNIFE & SLIT ITS THROAT, MOTHERFUCKER KILLA GOAT!


a whore climaxes in the next room