Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!

Oh wow you finally found a way in, but honestly I am not rely worried, you still are too stupid to even have a chance at destroying me. Besides this is my story, so lets see what happens.. Oh wait I know....

You start to walk down the oldest creakiest wooden stairs you have ever seen and then.... SNAP! You fall through the stairs and get knocked out for the third time this evening. You should have held on the the hand rail you stupid shit!

Time passes and you regain consciousness.
Everything is dark except a television at the far end of the room.
You insepect it and find it connected to a Beta Max machine with a beta max tape that says "Play me For Instructions" There is no way out of the room now that your fat ass broke the stairs except a steal door way. What do you do?