Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!
Holy shit does your head hurt!
This feels like the mother of all hang overs, but its your own damn fault from getting in so many stupid accidents.
However I have to admit if you made it this far without dying yet you are doing a lot better then the other stupid shits I killed off.
Anyways you better find a way into the god damn house or you will never be able to exact your revenge.
You decide to walk around back to find a different way in since none of the previous ways worked. However being that your a stupid ass you trip over some sort of handle and fall on your face into a pile of dog shit. You look up and find that you discovered a celler door.
So now you have a couple more choices too try entering my house. I can tell you now one of them is certain death and the other will get you to the next part of our story.
The first option is to come through the chimney like a fat ass Santa, where the other option is to try the root cellar door you just discovered.
This feels like the mother of all hang overs, but its your own damn fault from getting in so many stupid accidents.
However I have to admit if you made it this far without dying yet you are doing a lot better then the other stupid shits I killed off.
Anyways you better find a way into the god damn house or you will never be able to exact your revenge.
You decide to walk around back to find a different way in since none of the previous ways worked. However being that your a stupid ass you trip over some sort of handle and fall on your face into a pile of dog shit. You look up and find that you discovered a celler door.
So now you have a couple more choices too try entering my house. I can tell you now one of them is certain death and the other will get you to the next part of our story.
The first option is to come through the chimney like a fat ass Santa, where the other option is to try the root cellar door you just discovered.