Escape And Seek Revenge On The Author!
You crawl up on top of my roof and decide to try and sneek down my chimney.
You pull off the screen and start to slide down. It does not take long before your fat ass gets wedged and stuck in the chimney. I hear you crying for help and decide to light myself a fire. As the smoke starts to fill your lungs you feel the heat on your ass. It's not long before you asphyxiate in the chimney.
The birds eat whats left of your corpse over the coming weeks as they fly down the chimney where the screen was removed. You dead body stench does not bother me that much as the smell of rotting flesh pleases me.
Soon your skeleton and remaining flesh fall to the fire pit, and I throw your bones to my dogs so they can be used as chew toys.
You pull off the screen and start to slide down. It does not take long before your fat ass gets wedged and stuck in the chimney. I hear you crying for help and decide to light myself a fire. As the smoke starts to fill your lungs you feel the heat on your ass. It's not long before you asphyxiate in the chimney.
The birds eat whats left of your corpse over the coming weeks as they fly down the chimney where the screen was removed. You dead body stench does not bother me that much as the smell of rotting flesh pleases me.
Soon your skeleton and remaining flesh fall to the fire pit, and I throw your bones to my dogs so they can be used as chew toys.
