Hall of Infinite Doors

The next four doors are dedicated to four exceptional midgets who overcame their vertical challenge and did great things. These midgets may be fictional but they should still be remembered for all of their fictitious exploits. I'm aware that the term midget is now considered politically incorrect but my apathy towards the matter is extreme. That is another way of saying I don't care. I'm not going to call them little people because that would imply their state is normal and they are just a different species of person that is smaller than the rest. This is untrue, midgets are genetic abnormalities and should therefore be called midgets rather than little people. It is better than calling them potatoes or turnips so they shouldn't complain. Anyway here are the doors.
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