Hall of Infinite Doors
The next four doors are dedicated to four exceptional midgets who overcame their vertical challenge and did great things. These midgets may be fictional but they should still be remembered for all of their fictitious exploits. I'm aware that the term midget is now considered politically incorrect but my apathy towards the matter is extreme. That is another way of saying I don't care. I'm not going to call them little people because that would imply their state is normal and they are just a different species of person that is smaller than the rest. This is untrue, midgets are genetic abnormalities and should therefore be called midgets rather than little people. It is better than calling them potatoes or turnips so they shouldn't complain. Anyway here are the doors.
You have 5 choices:
- Door of Larry the Midget who with the help of a ladder was able to reach the light switch.
- Door of Fred the Midget who succesfully humped his wifes leg and made children.
- Door of Sandy the Midget who was able to find work as an undercover cop in a nursery school.
- The story of Beatrice the midget who successfully got on to a roller coaster by cloning herself and then standing on her own shoulders.
- Enough of making fun of midgets....