Hall of Infinite Doors

To your surprise, you discover that the dragon is muttering random bits of advice under its breath.

"A penny saved is a penny earned."

"An object is no longer that when it cannot serve its function."

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"Haste makes waste."

"Never investigate a mysterious stretch of infinite hallway without some handy rope."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."