Bad Day in Hell

Tossing your gear aside, you kick Winston in the mouth. His eyes roll back and he slumps to the floor with bubble gum all over his face. Finally, some goddamn peace and quiet. You take a stick of gum from his pocket and pop it into your mouth and chew. Just then the hatch bursts open, emitting a small, wiry, and very pissed off man.

"What in the hell are you ladies-" Sarge's eyes bulge as he takes in the scene before him. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"