Hall of Infinite Doors
"Oh please! I have a wife and kids!" you plead, depeserate enough to use a pretty cliche prhrase.
"You're like the sixth person who's used that line! And I don't believe one single, freaking honeyed word of yours!" Captain Nutcracker bellows and you notice suddenly how big his hands were, and that he wasn't exactly what you call a "wuss".....
Ah, nuts.
What now?
Your eyes scan for any escape routes and you see an old, crumbliy, seemingly empty house of sodden gingerbread. If you could get there in time, you could bar the doors and wait 'till the he left. But that would mean being stranded in an old, suspicious looking house for who knows how long....
OR, you could keep talking, maybe he would soften up if you revealed a shockingly (cliche) tragic tale of betrayal and spite? But, you never thought to put your little story dreamed in the back of class here, and it may prove faulty...
Or, you could suffer at the hands of an old, seemingly crazy old nut. So now what?
"You're like the sixth person who's used that line! And I don't believe one single, freaking honeyed word of yours!" Captain Nutcracker bellows and you notice suddenly how big his hands were, and that he wasn't exactly what you call a "wuss".....
Ah, nuts.
What now?
Your eyes scan for any escape routes and you see an old, crumbliy, seemingly empty house of sodden gingerbread. If you could get there in time, you could bar the doors and wait 'till the he left. But that would mean being stranded in an old, suspicious looking house for who knows how long....
OR, you could keep talking, maybe he would soften up if you revealed a shockingly (cliche) tragic tale of betrayal and spite? But, you never thought to put your little story dreamed in the back of class here, and it may prove faulty...
Or, you could suffer at the hands of an old, seemingly crazy old nut. So now what?