Another Monday Morning
You try and flee, but in front of you stands KARMA. You killed the mouse who did nothing wrong T.T and because of that, you shall be SMITEN! Or... Smited... Or... yeah, you're smite. I mean... god smites you. Yeah. With ketchup bottles. Because they resemble the guts. So it's kinda ironic or something... actually, the reason you die is you are forced to listen to this rambling for an eternity, never being able to stop it... did you know that 1 in every 5 aliens has 999994 thumbs more than a human? It's true. Seriously. I like... pie. Not the sexual way. Well actually... oh never mind. Well take this, you evil humans, for killing the mice. The mice were good! Just for that, i'm reviving them. Haha. I am the all mighty writer. I can do that. Seriously. ...Strong Bad rocks, and if you disagree i'll have to kill you. ...Seriously. Haha. Did you notice that i've been saying seriously alot? Well anyway, you might be wondering why you're still alive. Well you're not. You're in the matrix, FOO! Haha that's right. And the person controlling you didn't like what you did, so he made you have to listen to ME. I'M hott, of course, (two t's to give it extra emphasis) but that doesn't matter... despite my hottness, I like own you. Seriously, do you notice that you're still reading? Sorry that you killed that mouse yet? Yeah? Uh huh, thought so. Well it's too late. Oh well. I'm bringing in my friend THOMAS to have a word with you. MWAHAHA
I'm just a small man, living in a tin can, with balogna and ham on rye bread. Yeah fools... I bet you liked that, didn't you? It turns you on? Wait... IT DOES?? OMGLOLLMAOWTFROFLPIEBBQHAXORZ. I hope you learned something from all of this, because I have no idea what's going on right now... I'm going to have to borrow your notes from class later to fill me in on what I missed! Wait... You say that I typed this whole thing out? Ah well... Sucks to be you. XD
From listening to all of this, your eyes have popped out, your teeth have been pushed into your skull, your limbs have been severed and fed to pigs, and your small and large intestinal tracts have been emailed to another dimension.
I'm just a small man, living in a tin can, with balogna and ham on rye bread. Yeah fools... I bet you liked that, didn't you? It turns you on? Wait... IT DOES?? OMGLOLLMAOWTFROFLPIEBBQHAXORZ. I hope you learned something from all of this, because I have no idea what's going on right now... I'm going to have to borrow your notes from class later to fill me in on what I missed! Wait... You say that I typed this whole thing out? Ah well... Sucks to be you. XD
From listening to all of this, your eyes have popped out, your teeth have been pushed into your skull, your limbs have been severed and fed to pigs, and your small and large intestinal tracts have been emailed to another dimension.
