College: The Birthday!

Feeling bold and smart, an especially dangerous combination, you decide to dazzle and defeat this Goliath with a cryptic question. "Hey, quick, if they were offering a twenty gallon key of Bud lite or a twenty pack of Keystone, which is a better?" you shout. The guy stops and considers… "Hmm, how many ounces in a can… and what about personal taste… of course it depends on the party and the wow factor… and Bud lite offers better buoyancy for beer pong…" Stumped and confused, he walks off muttering, texting his friends for their input in this debate. Smirking, you finally free your bike from its prison and sail down the street to class.