Chamber's College

"...and since it has been avocated for, we are compelled to include the field of impossible numbers concerning physics and mathematics, including the abnormality of the square root of -1, as well as the infinity of pi, and also the field of deceptive architecture shall not escape mention here, this field being defined as the study of secret passageways and the classic designs of hidden accesses and trap doors, et cetera, and may the college buildings be constructed so that these studies might be reapplied in reality for the greater expertise of our faculty..."