Hall of Infinite Doors
"The King of Hearts." you say.
"Damn. I mean, OH GOOD! You're almost there!" the dwarf struggles to make his face look as happy as possible. "Alright now, the final question...the final question..." the dwarf stands there and ponders.
"C'mon, I haven't got all day." you say.
"Er...well...um... what have I got in me pocketsess, my preciouss?" the dwarf hisses.
"Hey!" you shout, "That's not a fair question!"
"Heh, heh, heh..." the dwarf laughs, "Who cares whether it's fair or not? It is a question nevertheless. What will be your answer?"
"Damn. I mean, OH GOOD! You're almost there!" the dwarf struggles to make his face look as happy as possible. "Alright now, the final question...the final question..." the dwarf stands there and ponders.
"C'mon, I haven't got all day." you say.
"Er...well...um... what have I got in me pocketsess, my preciouss?" the dwarf hisses.
"Hey!" you shout, "That's not a fair question!"
"Heh, heh, heh..." the dwarf laughs, "Who cares whether it's fair or not? It is a question nevertheless. What will be your answer?"