Hall of Infinite Doors

"The King of Hearts." you say.

"Damn. I mean, OH GOOD! You're almost there!" the dwarf struggles to make his face look as happy as possible. "Alright now, the final question...the final question..." the dwarf stands there and ponders.

"C'mon, I haven't got all day." you say.

"Er...well...um... what have I got in me pocketsess, my preciouss?" the dwarf hisses.

"Hey!" you shout, "That's not a fair question!"

"Heh, heh, heh..." the dwarf laughs, "Who cares whether it's fair or not? It is a question nevertheless. What will be your answer?"