Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
Grabbing the bat, you quickly and swiftly deal blows to the hand, and over the side of the boat. As luck would have it, you have successfully defended yourself against a baglady.
Her cries of pain and helplessness are muffled to a mere bubbling gurgle as she slowly slips down the side of the boat, and into the current of the river of fish sandwich condiments.
Unfazed by your blatant disregard for altruism, you begin paddling forward again. A short while later, you bank the shore of Crazy Jack's All-In-One Stop.
Her cries of pain and helplessness are muffled to a mere bubbling gurgle as she slowly slips down the side of the boat, and into the current of the river of fish sandwich condiments.
Unfazed by your blatant disregard for altruism, you begin paddling forward again. A short while later, you bank the shore of Crazy Jack's All-In-One Stop.