Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce
With a keen sense of adventure and planning, you decide to take the way of Oregon Trail on the Apple IIe. You load your canoe with the bare essentials needed for any adventurer:
Baseball Bat
Banjo
300 Feet Of Yarn
2 Jugs Of Moonshine
27 Empty Beer Bottles
6 Extra Strength Garbage Bags
3 Lighters
Carton Of Camel Turkish Royals
A Very Large Table Cloth You Wrapped Yourself In During Madeline's 2001 New Year's Eve Party.
7 Changes Of Clothes
5 Tiki Torches
6 Gallons of Tiki Torch Fluid
Yard Flamingo
2 Garden Gnomes
Cooler of Assorted Junk Foods
1/4oz of Marijuana
1 Avacado
1 Ice Pick
A Snorkel
Binoculars
Condoms
Duct Tape
To others, it sounds like a random assortment of items you'd never need. But to you, brave traveller, it's an adventure in the making. Across the street, you see the local Gunshop/Liquor Store/Hair Care Salon. Taking a quick glance at the situation, you decide one of two things.
« Go Back Baseball Bat
Banjo
300 Feet Of Yarn
2 Jugs Of Moonshine
27 Empty Beer Bottles
6 Extra Strength Garbage Bags
3 Lighters
Carton Of Camel Turkish Royals
A Very Large Table Cloth You Wrapped Yourself In During Madeline's 2001 New Year's Eve Party.
7 Changes Of Clothes
5 Tiki Torches
6 Gallons of Tiki Torch Fluid
Yard Flamingo
2 Garden Gnomes
Cooler of Assorted Junk Foods
1/4oz of Marijuana
1 Avacado
1 Ice Pick
A Snorkel
Binoculars
Condoms
Duct Tape
To others, it sounds like a random assortment of items you'd never need. But to you, brave traveller, it's an adventure in the making. Across the street, you see the local Gunshop/Liquor Store/Hair Care Salon. Taking a quick glance at the situation, you decide one of two things.