Escape The Fast Approaching Wave Of McDonald's Tartar Sauce

As you shake your head, you take another sip of the beer. Suddenly, you hear the sound of wood cracking and glass shattering in the room behind you. Screaming "What in fuck's name?", you leap from the chair. As you take your second step, a wave of tartar sauce knocks you back against the wall, drowning you in an ocean of fish based ingredients that only McDonald's could provide.