Another Monday Morning

How did your fans get here so fast?! You're not really sure, but you're convinced that the only possible explanation is that they have supernatural abilities. This pisses you off, because you wish you had supernatural abilities too. What's this? A gun in your hand? Well! You'd better shoot them. And so you do.

Turns out your fans really were supernatural beings. They were spirits from the Apache tribe. Now the Apaches are pissed at you. I recommend that you stay away from New Mexico.