Hall of Infinite Doors

Shocked at first, and then rude, the boy reacts by kicking his legs in the air as though it will make you drop him. You notice a few times his legs swing back as though he is trying to land a kick between your legs. You drag him into your car and you are about to close the door. He stands up quickly, and using the added height from the car, kicks you right between the legs. You double over, swollen. The twirp! How dare he! He tries to jump out of your van.