Hall of Infinite Doors

You let him get out of the van, and collect yourself. That really hurt. The boy immediately runs as though he is trying to put the playground between you and himself. Unfortunately for him, you have longer legs, and a mission to accomplish. You pin him down on a slide, and drag him back to your car. You throw him inside, lock the door, and drive to your house. He struggles on the way into your house. Worried about the neighbors finding out, you close your window shades and get ready for a fun night. Congradulations! You brought the child home!