The Teatime Of Infinity

Will heads off to the nearest forest so he can attain his food fresh. As soon as he enters he spots a delicious pine tree and begins eating away at it. To avoid it falling over and crushing him he climbs to the top of the tree and eats it from top to bottom. The pine needles are particularly delicious due to the interesting texture and wonderful pine flavor. Soon Will has consumed the entire massive tree yet his stomach still feels empty. He then falls to the ground and begins to consume fallen branches, leaves, pinecones, and other objects that litter the forest floor. He continues in this feeding frenzy for well over an hour. As he eats he begins to notice that his skin is changing. As the transformation continues he realizes that he is growing bark. By the time he stops eating it is too late and he has become a full blown tree. The saying, "You are what you eat" has proven to be true in practice. Will now cannot move because his legs have taken root into the earth. He notices in the distance a massive termite hive. It is just a matter of time before they get hungry.