Another Monday Morning

You pray to your ancestors for help. It turns out that you never visited your grandparents in the nursing home so they aren't to eager to help you. You hear the voice of your late grandmother and she says "Since you never had time to visit me during life perhaps in death I will get to see more of you." Just as you finish hearing this your shirt rips and you fall onto the highway and get run over by several cars.
End Of Story