World Domination

Ah yes, celebrities sell. There's nothing like a familiar face on a package to lend confidence when buying a product for the first time. "If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me," is the hope you cling to when you set Kyle Peterson to the task of contacting a willing celebrity.

"Alright boss," Kyle responds, "who do you want on the front of our paste?"

Hmm...this is a big decision. You ponder it for several seconds and then realise, of course, that it could only be one person. You respond...