World Domination

While you are making a routine tour of the laboratory one morning, a bright young employee quips jokingly "Flavour this, flavour that! All they ever do is spit it out anyway ... ungrateful peasants."

"Go on then!" you challenge him, "Throw away all those stinky leaves, and do your worst!"

Your workers stay up all night for weeks, immersed in the challenge. Finally, 'Minty's Mintless' is ready for the shelves!

One Monday morning your advertising director comes to your office with a list of slogans. Which one will you go with?